I recently checked my insta stats, or insights, and it seems I’m most popular with 25-34 yr old men. “Does this put me officially in ‘Cougar’ status?” I asked.

And my friend said, “No, you have to be 40 for that, you’re at most ‘Puma’ status.” So, on that note, time for the animal print and faux fur. Form an orderly queue gentlemen.

Dress – Spell
Jacket – thrifted
Boots – ASOS